Dark Matter Chronikkah (Holidank Blend) 12oz Bag
I had a dank Menorah I made it out of J's
By twisting up some phatties,
My buds all came to play
It's Chronikkah, It's Chronikkah
The festival of Light
Let's pool our Gelt together,
n' get meshuggenah tonight
The light was truly holy
In the candles' glowing burn
I thought for sure we'd cashed 'em
But it kept coming up my turn
It's Chronikkah It's Chronikkah
How miraculous is our fate
What should have lasted one puff
Has persisted into eight
This Chronikkah*, we celebrate by bringing you a blend of herbaceous, danklicious Central & South American coffees that pair exceptionally well with your midnight sufganiyot**. A portion of the blend has been aged in bourbon barrels so pour it, pass it, and L'Chaim*** your way through the Farbrengen****
Artwork by DMC's Dir of Operations, Shira Ballon
* The Festival of Lighting Up ** Hebrew, meaning Jelly Donuts - A traditional deep fried holiday delight *** Hebrew, meaning To Life! - Cheers said before drinking ****Yiddish, meaning a joyous gathering - Songs are sung and whiskey is consumed
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