Pipeworks Spotted Puffer
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Commercial Description
Duuuuuuuuude...I've never like, looked at my fins before. They're beautiful. But it's like I'm made of water, but like I'm in water. So like where do I begin, and where does the ocean end? Dude. Wait. Was that just the door? Was someone just knocking at the door?? My mom is gunna be so mad. Wait. Ha! Never mind. That was just this Neil Peart drum solo. So where was I? That's right. Time travel. It's like we're all time travelers just like slowly. So like if you think about it, every machine is a time machine...Duuuuudddde. Wait. Did I just hear a car pull up? Ha! Never mind brah, just Peart. Jusssst Peart... (Imperial IPA brewed with honey, passion fruit purée and citra hops). 9.5% ABV